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girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
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perfecttouchofrebellion: drbippy: Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter With music by Danny Elfman.
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when you're reading a fanfic and something...
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friend: Oh my god I love this celebrity so much! He's so hot and - aw man. He's already 21. Ugh why are all the good men so old.
me: OH YES HE'S ONLY 35. I WANNA LICK HIM.
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History Teacher: He had all these huge ships...
Me: Oh my god, so do I.
History Teacher:
Me: Oh... you meant like boats.
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Today is Penguin Awareness Day. This is a penguin.... →
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Why people love Loki more than Thor
the-consulting-whovian: seirye: tree-running: tayloki: avengersgonnaavenge: fangirlingismydivision: How Thor asks to borrow your horse: How Loki asks to borrow your horse: Case closed. …BUT WHAT IS LOKI GONNA DO WITH THAT HORSE?? *chokes* OH GOD.
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*talking to guy you like*
me: do you know how many babies we have on the sims?
him:
me:
him:
me:
him:
me: we have 7, the answer was 7
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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like 
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The Shortest Horror Story Ever
mad-angel-with-a-box: frequency-radio: supersonicbionic:  The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. -Frederic Brown   Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it? And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy. #How fandoms ruin hipster posts
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“If you don’t know about Tumblr then you are not supposed to know about Tumblr....”
– John Green (via chronic-nostalgia)
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