May 2012
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
perfecttouchofrebellion:
drbippy:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
With music by Danny Elfman.
when you're reading a fanfic and something...
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friend: Oh my god I love this celebrity so much! He's so hot and - aw man. He's already 21. Ugh why are all the good men so old.
me: OH YES HE'S ONLY 35. I WANNA LICK HIM.
History Teacher: He had all these huge ships...
Me: Oh my god, so do I.
History Teacher:
Me: Oh... you meant like boats.
Today is Penguin Awareness Day. This is a penguin.... →
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Why people love Loki more than Thor
the-consulting-whovian:
seirye:
tree-running:
tayloki:
avengersgonnaavenge:
fangirlingismydivision:
How Thor asks to borrow your horse:
How Loki asks to borrow your horse:
Case closed.
…BUT WHAT IS LOKI GONNA DO WITH THAT HORSE??
*chokes*
OH GOD.
*talking to guy you like*
me: do you know how many babies we have on the sims?
him:
me:
him:
me:
him:
me: we have 7, the answer was 7
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
mad-angel-with-a-box:
frequency-radio:
supersonicbionic:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
#How fandoms ruin hipster posts
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