January 2012
When a friend types BRB.
itotallyrelate:
The first 10 minutes:
An hour:
Three hours:
“Are you fucking kidding me?!”
Then they suddenly go offline
icanrelate.info
When you were little and you heard someone curse
most-awkward-moments:
A dog was barking at a cat and the cat was like..
lolsofunny:
Vanity Fair interviews Daniel Craig
VF: What is your most marked characteristic?
DC: My third nipple.
VF: What is the quality you most like in a man?
DC: A good mustache.
VF: What is the quality you most like in a woman?
DC: A good mustache.
VF: What is your most treasured possession?
DC: Apart from my penis and my health?
December 2011
“It was quite amusing, too, because there were times when a director would tell...”
– David Heyman (via ohne-dich)
Reblog, click the box, Wait for 5 sec, Press Skip,...
heyfunniest:
OMG OMG OMG. this is sick!
Ugh, I only got 259060.
Those followers that still follow you no matter...
When the drama queen is upset →
Them:
Me: